The Male Version of a Cougar - Jackals
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Male Cougars - aka Jackals - What are They?
Cougar this, cougar that, everywhere you look, you hear about cougars. But what about the older men? With all of this attention on older women, it was only a matter of time before the male version of a cougar came into prominence. And what would that be? The jackal. The animal, the jackal, is often thought of as a scavenger, sometimes even leading the lion to the prey so they can scavenge off the remains. A jackal is similar, preying off the leftover young women of the bars and clubs that haven't already been scooped up.
Take Our Poll on Jackal Hunting...
Have you ever dated a Jackal?
See results without votingCriteria for a Jackal:
- 40ish years old or more.
- Must be sexy or sexy for their age
- They make an effort to look good
- Bonus points for hair restoration, plastic surgery, and botox
- Must be in shape
5 Reasons a Jackal Might Be Right for You
Age, wisdom, and wealth over youth, ignorance and poverty? There are many reasons a Jackal might be a great choice for your lifestyle. Let's go into some reasoning...
- Jackals have experience on their side. No more wondering if they've done this or that, they've done it. And experience might equal out to happiness under the sheets.
- They've had their entire lives to amass their wealth. Just think - no more boxed macaroni and cheese dinner, these Jackals will wine and dine you until all you want.
- They've got the car. No beat up Oldsmobile, no car "that Dad gave me." It's his 7 series BMW, and you can probably borrow it whenever you want.
- Vast open market for the picking. Pick from a large variety of different Jackals, a much bigger selection to choose from than the college age and twenty-something group.
- The hunt is much easier. Relax. Take your time. There's enough to go around.
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